OK I finally realized.... I have a fat ass.

So here I am looking at pictures of my wedding shower and I looking trying to figure out who the whale in the dress is.... and guess what its the bride!

So I decided I have had enough! I'm going on a diet!

I know you have been sitting there stuffing your face with double stuff oreos and a glass full of milk when a Nutisystems commercial comes on, and you're like shit.... now i feel completely guilty and all i wanted was a nice peaceful snack time. (OK maybe you havent done that) But thats what I was doing when I decided if that batty old lady marie osmond can do it so can I damnit!

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So day three here I am and my friend, Catie Cutshaw ( there's your shout out girl! whoopp whoop) suggests why dont you blog about it?! Well my friends that what i'm going to do! I will be everyones guinea pig and try out this pre-packaged weight loss miracle everyone has been trying!

Day 1: Hung over like a mutha

So of course if you are a true "dieter" you know you ALWAYS go out for a last meal/eat everything in sight aka go to golden corral with your own bib get a corner table so no one can see you and eat EVERYTHING. I mean knocking little fat kids down at the soft serve because they have no clue what its like to be without your sprinkles for 3 whole months! So I do just that I eat like I'm going on survivor. Not only do I eat I drink.....Being the fan of alcohol that I am I decided I also needed to make sure that I drank as much wine as possible at our monthly police women/wives/girlfriend/fiancée get-together night, because I will be having NO ALCOHOL on this diet. I mean seriously how do alcoholics do it?! You see them on Celebrity Rehab and they are all skinny. WTF when i drink I look like miss piggy!

I'm so hungover and I decide welp its gonna come up anyway might as well lose some poundage and start out nutisystem right. So next blog will be Wednesday where I reveal if it real does work!

Fingers crossed and stay away from the deserts,

Em

Starting Weight: 221

Next weigh in Wednesday

Goal Weight: 219